- Blackbeard to Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: "On Stranger Tides."
It's not like we didn't know it. We've been saying it even before he took the job. And we knew it because we know the Neocat Brass is still pulling all the strings in this archdiocese.
Jimenez knows he owes his career to them, and he also knows he owes his next job, a cushy job in Rome, to the same. However, he knows that in order to get that cushy job in Rome - his next step in his ecclesial career - he has to perform.
Meanwhile, Jimenez has a problem. People, especially people who pay attention to JungleWatch, are watching, and watching very warily.
Many of us paid a huge, if not terrible, price to clean up the disaster wreaked on this diocese by the Neocats, especially their disgusting attempts to shield and save Apuron at the expense of the countless children who their bishop (Apuron)* either personally ruined or who were ruined on his watch - a true reign of psychological and sexual terror on our most vulnerable: our children.
*By the way, Jimenez should note, though he probably already knows, that the Neos still regard Apuron as their bishop. They rejected the authority of Archbishop Byrnes, the Administrator, Convocar, and they would reject Jimenez's authority as well if he ever tried to assert it. But they know he won't. And today's "Pastoral Letter" - which we will get to - proves it.
Let's recall the monster the Neocats were protecting - and still are:
I was only 12 years old when I was raped by Father Apuron. I was an Alter (sic) Boy for my village in Agat. Being an Alter (sic) Boy motivated my desires to serve God and to become a priest. I may have been young, but I knew that was my calling.
In the evening of April 16, 1977, I spent the night in the rectory with Father Anthony to help prepare the church for Sunday services. Father Anthony and I had dinner in the rectory. After dinner, I helped Father Anthony wash the dishes. After cleaning up the dirty dishes, I went into the living room, sat on the lazy boy chair, and watched TV for a little bit. I started to feel tired and sleepy. I pulled the handle of the lazy boy and got it to recline. As I was lying on the lazy boy chair. Father Anthony Apuron came into the living room and asked me if I was ready to go to sleep. I told him yes and that I was going to sleep on the lazy boy chair. He said no, and he insisted I sleep in the bedroom with him. I said, " Okay, Father.
Sometime late that night or early morning I woke up feeling something or someone on top of me, smothering me, and I felt something going in me, and it was hurting me. I was pinned down to the bed on my stomach with my legs spread apart. I could not move. I could not move my arms or my legs. I was pinned down. I felt something going in me, and it hurt so much.
I shouted out to please stop. I kept shouting, and I tried to move, but all I could feel was him on top of me, thrusting something in me. He told me it would be alright. He finally stopped, and he lay down on me like he was resting. He got off me, and I immediately got off the bed. I was crying and breathing hard.
I could feel my butt was all wet. I asked him why you did that to me. I kept asking why. He said if I said anything to anyone, no one will believe me. That night had changed my life forever. It had changed my direction in life.
- Walter Denton, June 27, 2016, Testimony in favor of Bill 326-33 before the Guam Legislature (The full testimony is here.)
A few months ago, Apuron's Neocat handlers trotted him out in front of a camera to proclaim his innocence after his accusers, the plaintiffs, represented by the office of Lujan and Wolff, finally dismissed their cases after ten years of delay, delay, delay. The plaintiffs had no path forward. The suit was not criminal; it was civil. It was a suit for damages: money. And Apuron, given ten years to get rid of his assets, had none.
I'm sure it pained Jimenez to have to say something that damaged his stock with the Neocats, and if not for our searing posts on JungleWatch about Apuron's lies, he might have said nothing. However, with the spotlight on him, Jimenez had to say something, so he referred to the Vatican verdict: APURON GUILTY.
Today, Jimenez issued a "Pastoral Letter," which, after several paragraphs of mumbling "words like fog" about unity and synodality, all aimed at dusting off the Neocats, he finally gets to what he's actually asking them to do:
"I invite them to celebrate the Sacred Triduum, especially the Easter Vigil, together with the wider parish community..."
He doesn't require them - as Catholic Church law already requires, he squeakily "invites" them.
Ummm, Archbishop, in case you didn't already know, their answer is NO. In fact, it's NO and SCREW YOU - which has been their position on everything for decades.














